hey u guys i love when u send me cute asks and confess stuff to me! ily u all!!!

jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

(Source: donniedarkos, via adaptions)